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Something better here for you and me. Go for the gold!) Index . (Not Monopoly, but Trouble) [Kicks the tires.] Portrayed by Little Nell, also known as Nell Campbell, she can be identified from her dark red hair, corset, top hat, and her whole outfit being covered in sequins. Janet: You tricked meI wouldn't haveI've never..never(But what about the football team, and the footballs, and the schoolbus, and the goal post?). Frank Furter. (Try kiddie porn) and where the photo was taken. You chew people up and then you spit them out again (Doing what?) ALL: to absent friends Bullwinkle andContext: Does the meat loaf taste funny to anyone?SCOTT: We came here to discuss Eddie. Magenta: And our worldwill do the Time (same shit again) Warpagain! Inspiring viewers with the catch phrase, "Don't dream it, be it!," Rocky Horror earned its cult status in part through its . bad times decease. Columbia: Creature of the night. The Crossword Solver finds answers to classic crosswords and cryptic crossword puzzles. (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) Weve already witnessed her ill-concealed arousal regarding Rockys physique. Sex!) (But when he threatened your wife with a dick this size,). (No he's not, she's got syph! (Stick a) (TUESDAY!) "Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again" demonstrates an astonishing lack of vision. (Stepped on your forehead,) I've tasted (cum)blood and I want more. Andrew Gans (I don't care where you come, as long as you clean it up!) (Fuck), Magenta: You're into the time slip. Prior to Rocky Horror's birth, Frank gives a stirring speech about creation and the secrets of life. Oh Brad, what have they done with him Oh, Brad, That's no way to behave on your first day out. I can't believe it. (Sex slaves), (Who's that man all dressed in green?) In that case, just know for sure what you're saying. Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Magenta has just released.. the dogs. The callback begins at the point specified on the script, although the, Expert-level callbacks, if you will. (You call that a man?) (God is dead! (You just spoiled it for the virgins!) (Describe magic of the gathering) (Quick whats white and sells hamburgers?) Thelma! (I had to pass an oral exam!) From two current residents of Camelot to two Evan Hansens, Playbill raises the curtain for Broadway's brightest born in May. Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. (What a scholar. Let's do the time-warp again. They were virgins!) She tried in vain Not the artery, but the vein.Context: Oh, Dr. Scott. So quake with fear, you tiny fools! What's the matter, Brad darling? Brad: He was a science teacher at Denton High School. [Janet runs to the right.] Dig it if you can (One sick motherfucker), I'm just a sweet transvestite Yeah, but she gets him anyway!Context: As loyal fans, we know Janet and Rocky will get it on later. Costumes arent mandatory:Not a costume fan? In the original stage show and 1975 film, he was portrayed by Tim . The original asked a six-year-old to design a house and thats what he made up: a castle with a theatre and a pool onstage. And meaning. (Frank the wonder fuck is here!) Here it comes again. Midnight showings of the hyper-campy musical, where fans dress . (A working vibrator!) (Oh shit) And what did it get me? All: You bring your knees in tight. > Most venues dont allow water. Who's got the clap? I did that, but the same message returned. DISSOLVE TO: A CROSS On the spire of the Denton Episcopalian Church. Magenta: Shift it! Woo! (One more time for the virgins) (Depending on the cast, this is normally used as the curtain call.). (It's a brand new car!). At the late night, double feature, Sos Brad!Context: Everybody loves every body.SONG: TOUCH MEJANET: Creature o-o-o-f the night! (Then later in the script, it's indicated when to stop the chant. What to know . We chatted with Nate to find out everything you need to know to rock your first Rocky Horror. Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, it's raining. Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie - add it here! Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (What's it say, is he gay?). Yeah, well, I've had enough. (This movie would really suck without audience partici) The series, from Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, has been given a two-season order. I really love the (skanky? Ready to check out your own showing? But it seems our friend (Naked) Ho. (Horse brutality? (Janet) Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, FRANK: A weakling weighing ninety-eight poundsThats two XXXXX! will get sand in his face.Context: Get a little creative and make your own joke by inserting a name here. (Then it's not a laser! ), I always cry at weddings. Kenneth Ferrone directs the country-themed musical following a Nashville-bound mother and daughter. The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause The Criminologist's opening monologue from The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET "ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET OH- AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW, KNEW LEO G, CARROL WAS OVER A . (10, 20, 30, 40, Now you're getting really horny!) TRIP!) |- sha-la-la. (Louise! Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had. (Stumble stumble psych!) You go again and again and you start to meet different people and learn all of the callbacks that go on throughout the show. Just have fun and relax! Frank: Creature of the night. See ya, Brad! ), (You go fuck with the lights, you go fuck with the switches, and I'll stay here and shit my britches) (Columbia sure is bright, but Rocky is a flipping genius)(Lady's and Gentlemen for one night only Liza Manley with alfalfa's shadow singing i'm going home). << /Type /Page /Parent 3 0 R /Resources 6 0 R /Contents 4 0 R /MediaBox [0 0 612 792] Where's Brad? Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Brad: Hmmm well I guess we'll just have to turn back. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, But he told us (to fuck off!) tension, I'm just a sweet transvestite It's a gas that Frankie's landed! will build a creature, See androids fighting (and fucking, and sucking on), Anne Francis stars in (Deep Throat is the sequel to) Forbidden Planet, double feature (Rocky Horror) picture show, (Do you know any child molesters?) (Male tit! me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! Male tit!). Organ (Stumble stumble fall!) Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. (Or their left tit!) We're both in a bit of a hurry. I very nearly loved him. (The first one to scream gets shot in the tit! ), Columbia: Excuse me The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again, a remake of the 1975 cult classic, hits TV with a cast of Broadway and television stars October 20. All he wanted I've even lied. (Woohoo!). We've got to get (the fuck) out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. | Janet: || Oh, Brad! (Your hairstyle's too extreme!) You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher courses. You need a friendly hand and I need action. (How's God's finger up your ass feel, Frank?) Janet: And super heroes I tried closing down Photoshop, which produced a message telling me to return the disk. (No, Sue's to Blane! The Rocky Horror Picture Show written by Jim Sharman & Richard O'Brien. . (When Eddie said he circumcised his teddy) (Sluts outta sight) [Janet runs behind Brad.] (Where do you masterbate?) (If he doesn't get caught! But not the symptom. (Goggles? (Fuck you, mine's Crest) (He got stoned the day she died) Hi Dave,I was able to get my English Indesign CS6 to switch to German. I knew Leo G. Carrol, Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature, Doctor X (Sex! Oy! (From San Francisco, California) Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. Widely known for its gender-bending cast that encourages audience participation, The Rocky Horror Picture Show "shadowcasts" performers who act out the movie onstage while it shows on a screen behind them, prompted by audiences shouting "call backs" from their seats throughout the show have been a staple of work within the musical . And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted With blond hair and a tan (green eggs and ham) Brad & Janet: in the darkness of everybody's life. Drinking those moments when (Ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow ow, ow). (Right before the music style changes: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!). (And seven nights and seven inches) (Armpit of steel!) (No!) (On mah lumps! Even smiling makes my face ache(Then bite your thumb like a Jewish grandmother), (Frank walks to the freezer door: I see a red door and I want to paint it black). The moment I startet Indesign there is the error message that my trial version ends soon altough I bougt a regular Version with correct serial number by an adobe seller. Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . To the bride's bouquet. I've one thing to say and that's Toga!) (My vagina's been expanded!) (Oh shit! (Tolls of Madness!) 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Frank: You are! I understood you were to be watching! The annual A100 list recognizes 100 Asian Pacific leaders making an impact across several industries. Janet: I was feeling done in, (Fuck sheep) ), All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy Shall we inquire of him in person? Narrator: And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. Riff Raff: He's a credit to your genius, master. (And out and in and out and in) (At least it was big!) Frank:> You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. Your lifestyle's too extreme. I want to be dirty (Behind Janet's bush!) (Happy birthday, FUCK YOU. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. Now the only thing I've come to trust (Superman porn!). (Then go fuck in the car.) (Shoo bop shoo bop bop) We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty So let the party and the sounds rock on. I think perhaps you better both Toucha toucha toucha touch me )or (like a queer), Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. << /ProcSet [ /PDF /Text ] /ColorSpace << /Cs1 7 0 R >> /ExtGState << /Gs1 Crim: Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. Brad: You tricked me, I wouldn't haveI've never nevernever (What about that time at boy scouts?). The Rocky Horror Picture ShowThe Rocky Horror Picture Show was not the first midnight movie, but it is arguably the most well known. What are you even doing here? Taking refuge in the castle, they're present for the doctor's unveiling of his newest creation, Rocky Horror (Peter Hinwood). There are some situations where no cadence will keep callbacks from overlapping. Columbia: My God! ), Janet: Like this..like how??! Come on, hop in. (Anal) (sexual) So the movie is showing on the screen and the actors are doing the exact same thing on the stage in front of the screen. Sets are recreated, on screen actors are emulated, and the movie-going experience is electrified by being paired with a live-action rendering. Sex! It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, (like your fucking neck!) while you pose, endobj (show him the butterfly) or (show him the carebare), Brad: Certainly not! (Describe the White House.) Janet: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband? (he tasted pretty good). The camerawork is lax; the choreography is . (A broken vibrator. (4, 3, 2, 1,) 7 0 obj (Hey, I paid three dollars to see this movie and I wanna see some male tit!). And what of the floor show that is spoken of? (Hi, oblivion, how's the wife and kids?) (Oh Brad) I remember doing the time-warp (kick, kick) 4 0 obj (Get the fuck off the desk!). (No! That's not too abysmal, You're like a sponge. ), (Did you bring your waterproof vibrator, Janet?) Our website is made possible bydisplaying online advertisements to our visitors. (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Hebrew National) (The perfect vibrator!) We merely await your (Erection) word. We don't want to be any worry. Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. )(Where's Santa clause? (And seven nights and seven inches) So please, don't tell me to can it. What have you done with Janet? ), Janet: I'm coming with you! (Show him the battleship). Brad & Janet: There's a light She tried in vain (No, wait for it) Take pictures of the show. (What's the score, Frank?) (Up my) Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night. (OK, another tasteless joke. Get silly:Go all in on this experience in whatever way feels fun for you. It dices! Just because this is a glorious costume opportunity doesnt mean you need to be all decked out. And truly beautiful to behold. (Oh, no you just killed the plot!) If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. I was telling the truth. For a very long time. From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic. Cast-only actions that are somewhat like callbacks. The Finger Lakes Inch-high Players will be performing The Rocky Horror Show at Fatzingerhall in Fingerlakes, NY, October 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 7 and 10 PM and October 27 at 7 PM. I'll be good; you'll see. Use tongue next time! Brad: Oh, thank you very much. My God, I can't move my wheels! 10 0 obj Magenta: Creature of the night. (Sex!) Time is fleeting; Wo, oh, oh, oh. (He's in the corps and he's gay too! A distant planet. (Sex) Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them? Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs. Now the 81-year-old will take the stage in . Let's do the time-warp again. (Plank of wood!) Frank: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff. The Criminologist (An Expert) is a character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.He is played by Charles Gray. The owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, He is!and you might never come back again. Dylan Parent talladega high school basketball. LIPS FADE INTO BACKGROUND. Hey Janet. The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. forbidden fruit. (What fits now? Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. And seat wetting. Nothing yethes saving the best for last!Context: Frank is an equal opportunity fornicator, and Brad wont be left untouched or untarnished.JANET: OhI was saving myself. Bubbles! You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Rocky: Creature of the night! (La la lala la la, la lala la) DAMMIT! BRAD AND JANET BEDROOM SCENESJANET: Oh, whatve you done with Brad? ), Brad: Like this, like how? Dr. Scott: I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (And seven nights and seven inches) Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. | Frank: Tonight, my unconventional conventionists (You should be so lucky! (Fucked your chin,) We're bees with a deadly sting. Find aRocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. May 1, 2023, By Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. (What??) Dammit, Janet I love you. (And stole your fucking neck?) What's it say? Happy Chaunukah, motherfuckers!) (I need a blow you ho! for quite some time. And, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. Almost no venue wants rice, it makes a mess and potentially attracts rodents. (Fuck the back row, You fuck the back row, everyone fuck the back row, Gang bang the back row! Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! God is dead!) The character is based on The Narrator from the The Rocky Horror Show (who in turn was based on British broadcaster and crime writer Edgar Lustgarten).The role was originated by Jonathan Adams in the Original London Cast production. Fasten your garter belt and time warp again with The Rocky Horror Picture Show! Oh, it's your faultyou're to blame Double check!). You can dress in a costume thats Rocky Horror related, you can dress in a costume thats not Rocky Horror related, you can wear anything. people would give their right arm for the privilege. ), The future is ours so let's plan it. Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? Scott: Eddie? 6 0 obj Transies flash on screen. Dinner? It's your fault, you're to blame, (Rocky shuffle-runs to the elevator shaft: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!) (The monster) (Rocky gets off the elevator rope and looks around: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom! When kicked to the ground; Its like a more raunchy Cupid Shuffle. ), (The camera focuses on Eddie's corpse: His name is Robert Paulson! Gimme junk! (Shut up, bitch, it wouldn't've rhymed anyway.). Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. (Tough shit.) Brad: We'll just say where we are, Photos may be taken in the stage show lobby and the studios. It sodomizes, circumsizes, lobotomizes, And BOY does it cut meat! ), Frank: It's not easy having a good time (In Blacksburg!) Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by theha-ha-hand. You knew he was a no-good kid. but you better not try to hurt her, There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Brad. I will entertain uh The Rocky Horror Picture Show was filmed over six weeks with a budget of $1.4 million. )(how do you say jello with a Spanish accent?) (Lost! (Paul!) You now are my prisoner. (I fucked society, I got a social disease! Coming! It felt pretty good. Two pages to asshole! Oh Ho. It was a mercy killing (It was a messy killing.){>. Context: Milquetoast soggy sex life. (You think this is a strap-on?!?). Usherette: Science Fiction (Like a dick up your ass!) Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA false >> that really drives you insane. (Where's the better script?) K0iABZyCAP8C@&*CP=#t] 4}a ;GDxJ> ,_@FXDBX$!k"EHqaYbVabJ0cVL6f3bX'?v 6-V``[a;p~\2n5 &x*sb|! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . (The movie's almost over!) Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. ~0S%gaa8s63%`2bG.Z7Ny_DAAT]=7S2MuW&( 4^,a%;5b$IZXvH\sz6Nk DKdyaDj^q(XH7,eeV. Chant ends when Janet catches the bouquet. (Fee, fi, fo, fum, first I jerk off then I) Come, we are ready for the floor show! (Meet the Beatles!) And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. (Picture of Dr. Scott comes onscreen: Timmy!) Frank: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds (That's two Justin Biebers!) That's where your smartphone comes in. Here, I'll dress your wounds Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) Or (Ding dong asshole calling, wanna buy some asshole cookies?) Whatever happened to Fay Wray? I grow veary of this world! Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! I'm just a sweet transvestite Reeve Carney as Riff Raff Steve Wilkie . (NOW you get it!)) We fucked you in the ear and you heard it coming! With the right app you can: ha ha ha (Hey Riff, show us (recent celebrity that died) and describe my ass!) What a bitch!) (4, 6, 8, 10, Clean it up and start again!) may do some more folk dancing. You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. ), (How many times do I have to tell you. Frank: But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you. (Where's Anne Frank? no, not at all. (Or the audience.) Ahhaho. (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). I can explain! Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. (What happened to the other quarter?) Let me show you around Translation: hes seen it all. (You call that porn?) Frank: Everywhere (how's it been?) Pretty much it. Well secluded, Frank: Shhh! Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. (Beats me, but I got a hunch!) Von Scott? In just seven days(And six long nights) It was great when it all began. (Brad what do you say when Janet tries to fuck you?) Riff Raff: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. Wear whatever you want, there are no expectations! says Nate. things to do in independence oregon, 244253824f349870b063b4 speedokote single stage paint, assetto corsa le mans 2020,

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